I'm trying to find a modern song for my first dance at my wedding. Has anyone got any ideas?

A recent survey revealed men who masterbate once a day or once every 3 days usually cannot ever settle down or find a Woman. Believe it or not many Men hardly ever masterbate at all. It also said those materbate makes you acually unhealthy as it takes way some body cells and sperm count, not to mention those brain receptors. But the worring thing for men is that they deem themselves to be unattractive and cannot get women outside the Internet or generally so thus masterbate and never settle down. A survey taken across the Americas and Europe!